The past 72 hours

• Michael Jackson Not Guilty on all 10 counts.
• Mike Tyson quits boxing.
• Cubs beat Red Sox 2 out of 3.
• Alabama Girl still missing in Aruba.
• Spurs go up 2-0 over Pistons in NBA Finals.
• Phil Jackson hasn't decided about coaching next year.
• Soap Operas will soon be availible on Cell Phones.
• Wal-Mart is still selling VHS movies. (ooh. ahh.)
• Blah blah blah blah...

Meanwhile, in "minor headlines"...

• Americans with AIDS has topped 1,000,000.
• 7.9 Earthquake last night in Chile.
• A 6.6 this morning in Alaska.
• 4 year-old boy dies on a ride at Disney World.
• 24 killed, scores injured in Iraq.
• Africa is at a critical political turning point.
• Iran is facing an important election.
• 110 degrees in Northern and Central India.

Which would YOU rather read?