Worst Fiction Entry

I have decided to enter the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest this year.

It's an annual search for the worst written sentence by a writer.

Here is mine:

"Suddenly, all at once, and as if out of nowhere, Jean-Pierre was besiged on all sides...enveloped entirely by a blanket of rabid lemmings, which dropped into the scene from a clear blue sky as if shat by a C-5A Galaxy Millitary Transport Plane or, at the very least, an extremely large albatross that had scooped them up from an open field in the Nunavut Taiga...and he shuddered like a man who just had a particularly satisfying urination at a baseball game on dollar beer night."